Shark Dogs Wear Shoes

Besides wearing shoes, shark dogs are a shark’s best friend, and so are dogs.

The Truth

Sharks are actually burritos. Suck it.

News Flash

Sharks are from the planet Pandora. PSYCH! Just kidding they aren’t at all. I was testing you, and you failed. They are from the same planet as Transformers.

Cats are actually from the Avatar planet.

I can't believe you thought that sharks were gross enough to have grody ponytail sex with everything, only cats are raunchy enough for that.

Sharks Don't Need Umbrellas

For so many reasons they don’t need umbrellas, but most importantly because they like rain. And they do not like it because they think it's cool to say that they like it. It’s because they make rain. They shoot out from the water super fast and bust through the clouds breaking them open and making the rain fall out. So obviously they like it.

Sharks Are Really Deep

Nothing is deeper than sharks, except maybe the ocean, but not really because it's not. Sharks are deeper.

The picture below shows how deep the ocean is. Sharks are deeper than that in every way possible.

*click on image to enlarge

All Sharks Are Twins

All sharks are twins, and their souls are connected. If one dies, its twin feels the pain of the world.

Fuck J. K. Rowling

J.K. Rowling did NOT come up with the Harry Potter story. She learned about shark mythology and then changed the story to be between wizards and muggles, instead of sharks and everyone else.

FACT she is a stealing, lying bitch.