Sharks Are Cooler Than You Are

Sharks drive fast and play music loud.

They only live to get radical.

What Are Sharks’ Best Attributes?

All of them, you idiot. You obviously haven’t been paying attention at all.

Just kidding, it’s their pretty eyes and their gorgeous skin.

When Sharks Roll, They Roll Hard.

They just know that it’s fun to do bad things.


Sharks like to do hood rat things with their friends.

Sharks Aren’t Born, They Just Are

Only a finite number of sharks can exist. The current number is 69,420,001. For a new shark to come into existence an old shark must die. Then the new shark then flies out of the old shark's mouth.

But sometimes this happens:

You Are Smothering Them

Sharks don't need attention so stop giving it to them.

A Brief History Lesson

A long time ago, when hybrid animals were the norm, purebred animals were special and magical.


During this time there was a great war…


The humans will never fully understand the intensity of this war because they doth be a bunch of whiny petunia bitchez.


This was the time of the street sharks!

Death Doesn't Scare Sharks

Sharks aren't afraid to die; they're afraid to live.