You Are Smothering Them

Sharks don't need attention so stop giving it to them.

A Brief History Lesson

A long time ago, when hybrid animals were the norm, purebred animals were special and magical.


During this time there was a great war…


The humans will never fully understand the intensity of this war because they doth be a bunch of whiny petunia bitchez.


This was the time of the street sharks!

Death Doesn't Scare Sharks

Sharks aren't afraid to die; they're afraid to live.

Technology

Sharks are made of technology. This ones name is Technology Werewolf. He came from the future to teach us about stuff, but then he decided not to.

Shark Dogs Wear Shoes

Besides wearing shoes, shark dogs are a shark’s best friend, and so are dogs.

The Truth

Sharks are actually burritos. Suck it.

News Flash

Sharks are from the planet Pandora. PSYCH! Just kidding they aren’t at all. I was testing you, and you failed. They are from the same planet as Transformers.

Cats are actually from the Avatar planet.

I can't believe you thought that sharks were gross enough to have grody ponytail sex with everything, only cats are raunchy enough for that.