I know that the government told you that some stupid comet killed the dinosaurs. They are assholes, and that was a big lie. Sharks killed the dinosaurs. Way back when, right around the year 4 million BC sharks had legs and they could go on land. They hated the dinosaurs a bunch, especially stegosauruses. So they killed the dinosaurs with guns. Oh yeah, they had guns, big ones. They used silver bullets that are normally reserved for werewolfs but the sharks made an exception because they really wanted all the dinosaurs dead.
*I know you think I misspelled “werewolfs” because it should be “werewolves” but you are an idiot because it doesn’t go plural the same way as wolf does because it's not the same word, at all.
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