It’s true.I know they told you that shark’s skeletons are made of some junk called cartilage. Well they lied straight to your face. Assholes, I know. So yeah they are made of gold. You are thinking this:
“Gold is a soft metal, and if they were hard they would be made out of platinum or adamantium.”
-You
Well let me welcome you to the real world dork. Gold is sure as hell harder than cartilage and if you could chose between gold and cartilage you would choose gold if you knew anything.
“But I’ve seen shark bones before in magazines and periodicals and shit.”
-You
Can you stop doubting me already? Those are fake. Sharks make those fake bones to trick us into thinking that they are from earth (which they aren’t).
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