Ever Gotten A Prank Call? That Was A Shark.

...How do I know this? Because I’m a shark. But don’t tell the other sharks about this blog, they’d eat me alive. Just kidding, I‘m the strongest one. But still don’t fucking tell them, bitches.

Also, sharks can type way faster than any human. And they beat every single level on Mavis Beacon.

Sharks Have Christmas Everyday

Sharks have Christmas everyday, except when they’re sleeping. That’s why they don’t sleep.