We’ve all heard it before, and it’s total bullshit. Neptune is not the king of the ocean. He never was, and he never will be. He’s not the king of anything, except for a bunch of gay mermaids. I once saw a shark take a bite out of a rainbow. I would like to see a mermaid do that.
Sharks are obviously over four hundred times better than mermaids, and way more hardcore. The liberal media has propagated these lies about Neptune being worth a shit to hide the real truth. Neptune answers to this guy:
