The only human written book that sharks like is Harry Potter because it’s deep as fuck and not gay. The original story actually involved sharks. Yeah, it had lots of them. Don’t hate.
But anyway, the government told J. K. Rowling that she had to remove the sharks from the books because it was way too close to the truth. Sharks are real, and they have magic powers, and the government doesn’t want you to know about it. You heard it here first folks.
