(Pictured above: The Internets)
Al Gore can shut his lying mouth because sharks invented the Internet, hard. Not really though because if you know anything then you know that the Internet always existed, like electricity. Sharks harnessed its power first, hard. This is the reason for the surfing metaphors. And obviously yes, when they had arms and legs, like 4 billion years ago (before Humans were even close to existing), sharks invented surfing as well, hard.
